A Spinster's Tale: Shallow and Classless Since 2005

About Me

I'm a thirty-something, never-married, childless white midwestern American woman. I think that covers the major labels. Oh, and I have no career to speak of, since I decided to quit corporate accounting and go back to school for a nice, fluffy, liberal arts degree. I go to classes full-time and work part-time. My mother is horrified by my single status, but as I like to remind her, "I may not be married, but I'm not divorced either." I think she has suspicions that I'm gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You may e-mail me at "jenelle.spinster@gmail.com" if you are so inclined. If you plan to propose marriage, please have a ring ready. I prefer something in a princess or marquise cut, 1+ carats. Size 7. White gold or platinum. Thank you.

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