Hey, you don't have to have money to get drugs; any crack whore will tell you that. Even so, there are many cheap stimulants out there like crack; that won't crack your piggy bank! (Get it?) Take meth for instance. Composed mainly of cold suppressants and Drano, it's easy to make and definantley a bargain. Of course, there are the associated side effects (hair loss, 'meth mouth', and the highly explosive properties of the manufacturing byproducts), but hey - gotta scramble a few eggs to make an omelet right? So don't be discouraged, drugs are for everyone!