December 05, 2005

Nosy Pants

How do you answer questions like, "Why aren't you married yet?"...or "When are we going to one of these [weddings] for you?"...and the like.

My usual response is some variation of, "I haven't found anyone I want to divorce yet." It is pretty good at ending the topic.

Posted by Jenelle at December 5, 2005 03:10 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Well, if you were a guy, our usual response tends to make some reference to bovine purchases and free milk, but being vocationally biased towards recommending wedded bliss, I certainly wouldn't commend that approach.

Posted by: Rev. Mike at December 5, 2005 08:03 PM

Tell them you really enjoy sleeping around.

Posted by: Paul at December 6, 2005 09:07 AM

How about "I'd like to, but I keep failing the blood test."

Posted by: Jim at December 7, 2005 09:23 AM

Or the classic, "Oh, I have been married; several times in fact. But right after consumation, I eat them. You know, like the mighty Praying Mantis."

Posted by: shank at December 7, 2005 10:16 AM