Not Feeling It

Dear retail shoppers:

If your/your child's "whole Christmas will be ruined" because you're/your child's not getting (insert item you/your child don't need anyway here) under your tree on December 25, then I daresay you're/your child's not "getting" much of anything else, either.

And I'm sure Jesus would be flattered at the way you're verbally abusing the store clerk who doesn't have it in their power to magically produce (insert item you/your child don't need anyway here) for you. I'm sure He would have no problem with your doing that at all, since you're just trying to get (insert item you/your child don't need anyway here) so you can properly honor Him on His birthday, after all.

Merry Christmas,
Retail clerk

Posted by Jenelle at December 11, 2005 02:28 PM | TrackBack