Officially Average

My final grade for "Science" is a "C". I told my roommate that if I get anything lower than that, I was camping out in someone's department chair's office.

I will not camp out.

I will finish my last three exams for the week, and then ruminate on my failures as a student.

Then I will finish my degree, get a much better job than my T.A., and feel smug because I am attractive and generally liked while he is bald at 28 and a total dork. And I will know that is petty and shallow, but I will not care.

And if I ever dig up some ancestral-to-humans fossil, I will name it after my T.A., but everyone will just think I'm a huge fan of a 70s singer with the same name. Which I am.

Posted by Jenelle at December 14, 2005 01:02 PM | TrackBack