February 08, 2006
Why Me?
There is a whole campus full of young, hard-bodied, naive co-eds. Some of them even paid the $20 to attend a recent "Girls Gone Wild" party/taping thing. Paid. To flash their breasts. $20. Didn't get paid. Gave their own money. And I'm the one getting weirdos stopping their car in traffic (and nearly getting rear-ended by a city bus) to hit on me.
Even I'm not deluded enough to think I'm smokin' in my winter coat, so I'm at a complete loss. But for the record, I do *not* need a ride. In any sense of the phrase. Thank you.
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Didn't mean to concern anybody with my entry yesterday. There is a method to my madness. You just don't know what it is. :-) Thanks to everyone who showed me some love. I love you too. And to everyone who didn't show me the love, well, duly noted.
Posted by Jenelle at February 8, 2006 04:14 PM | TrackBackGlad to know I was on the right side of that equation. Even more glad to know you still have your $20.
(You do still have your $20, don't you?)
Posted by: Rev. Mike at February 8, 2006 07:36 PMSorry, I mean, that coat is just really becoming.
Well, that and I'd had a few drinks. Tends to make me a tad bit bawdy.
Posted by: shank at February 9, 2006 08:51 AM