February 20, 2006

#$^&(*(%##%&*&!

Dear Roommate,

Please stop eating my @#$%ing Granola bars like they're popcorn. I get enough for a week, and you're throwing it all off by eating them in the first day and not replacing them. I'm happy to share, but you're not "getting" the replacement part. This is why I hide the really good snacks in my room.

Love,
Me

P.S. If you're going to clear out my internet browser's history after searching for "bisexual porn", you need to not make it obvious you're hiding something. Because I know more about computers than you do, and will find what you did. Perv. ;-)

Posted by Jenelle at February 20, 2006 07:26 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Hmm.

Granola and bisexual porn? You living in some kind of hippy commune over there or what?

Please note that this comment was inserted in place of a more racey, off color remark about "working off those granola bars if she really wants them." I'm trying to be more sensitive these days.

Posted by: Paul at February 21, 2006 06:41 AM

Porn and granola? I mean, the texture of granola doesn't neccesarily compliment the porn so much; but maybe it's just that I'd much rather prefer a drink of some kind whilst perusing the fantasy file. For real though, a cherry slurpee, a mug of warm French-Vanilla coffee, maybe even a glass of beer. But granola? Wouldn't that just get crumbs in places crumbs were never meant to be?

Posted by: shank at February 21, 2006 08:06 AM