Tornado Safety

If a tornado is right over your (expletive) house, why are you calling 911 and demanding that a police officer come right over? What do you think (s)he will do? Shoot it? Get in your basement or an interior room, cover your head and neck, and stop bothering people.

(The 911 tapes have been released. People are fun.)

And to the jewelry store owner who demanded an officer go make sure his store was secure during the storm: human lives are more important than your inventory. Even police officers' lives, you schmuck.