May 04, 2006

Well, Crap

Don't you hate it when you have to write a 7-page paper and you barely eke it out to 7 pages, only to realize you forgot your first page is a title page with no content?

Of course you do.

Then you have to decide if you want to throw in a paragraph expanding on a barely-related topic or just turn in a short paper.

So I'm off to expand now...

P.S. I never thought I'd know so much about the intricacies of Indian gaming laws. I never wanted to, either, but that's neither here nor there.

Posted by Jenelle at May 4, 2006 12:57 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I always go short; because if you go long for no other reason than to go long, people will detect the bullshit and think less of the rest of the paper. Whereas a pithy, concise peice really stands out; especially among the kind of shit that passes for coursework these days. It's a shame no one's ever invented a laserjet printer paper that's also double-quilted and soft on the bum. Then professors could actually use it for something.

Posted by: shank at May 5, 2006 08:49 AM