June 05, 2006

A Decision

I have decided, after no deliberation, as a purely knee-jerk reaction, that should I ever have children, they will live in a plastic bubble and never get their driver's license until they are of an age to find out they have legal rights and don't need my permission.

A kid who had his driver's license for a week pulled out in front of a truck the other day. He'll be buried tomorrow and his passenger will be buried Wednesday.
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Tomorrow is 6-6-06. One of my co-workers plans to bunker down at home and not leave the house. I'll be at work, making the money she should have been.

Works for me.

Posted by Jenelle at June 5, 2006 02:13 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I was actually planning on sacrificing a goat if anyone wants to come over. Bring some wine though, because I'm not sure what grape would go best.

Posted by: shank at June 5, 2006 02:17 PM

Actually, I have secret information that the Rapture will be occurring tonight, so I don't expect .................

Posted by: Rev. Mike at June 5, 2006 02:48 PM

I can't believe people are behaving this way. Complete insanity.

Posted by: Paul at June 6, 2006 05:55 AM

Agreeing with the kids & license thing.

The only accident I ever got in (involving another vehicle) was with a girl who'd had her license one week and turned left in front of me at a green light (green means go, right? :-/ )

Posted by: Harvey at June 6, 2006 09:45 PM