So I Lied

What can I say? I took a quiz...

The Liberated Lover 68% partner focus, 66% aggressiveness, 75% adventurousness

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that: You prefer your romance and love to be wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather pursue than be pursued and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own. This places you in the Lover Style of: The Liberated Lover. The Liberated Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and forms the kind of free-thinking, sexually-exciting, self-confident lover that society once condemned but that a liberal-mind cherishes and exults. The Liberated Lover is a treasure to find, though it can sometimes be difficult to do so because they are often already engaged in relationships or are in high-demand if "in the market." In terms of physical love, the Liberated Lover is possibly the most thrilling and demanding of all, with the one potential drawback being that it is possible to feel 'overmatched' at times by their prowess and selfless giving. Given trust and understanding, and the right lover, the Liberated Lover can be a delight in bed. Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Exotic Lover (most of all) or the Carnal Lover, or the Suave Lover. Congratulations! THE LOVER STYLE PROFILE TEST

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Shank e-mailed me, saying he's giving up on the blogwar he started. He is without a doubt the lamest blogwarrior of all time. I shall decide if I accept his defeat without the terms of surrender or not. And the way I shall decide this is: if I remember the whole stupid affair in two weeks, he will be punished.

Damned pussy.
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Now, this. THIS is the last entry until my return. I have almost completely convinced myself to leave the laptop at home. Then I think about it, and start to have nervous twitches. So we'll see. If I start cell-text-messaging you like a crazy person (i.e., like myself on a typical weekend), you'll know I am computer-free.

Posted by Jenelle at June 27, 2006 08:26 PM | TrackBack