Abstinence

I hereby declare I will not have sex for the next year.

Unless Ewan McGregor becomes available.

Or Vince Vaughn.

Or Mike Piazza.

Or Ray Liotta.

Or Richie Sambora.

Or Matt Stone.

Or Gerard Butler.

Or LL Cool J.

Or Jason Mewes.

Or Ralph Fiennes.

Or Josh Hartnett.

Or Dave Navarro.

Or Troy Aikman.

Or that cute history grad student I met but didn't pay much attention to at the time because I had a boyfriend.

Or Angelina Jolie.

Or Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

Or Cuba Gooding, Jr.

Or Captain Jack Sparrow.

Or Danny Masterson.

This list is probably incomplete and will change over the next 365 days as my whims vary.

Posted by Jenelle at August 6, 2006 10:44 PM | TrackBack