Army Quality Increasing

The former s-i-l was finally booted from the military. One can only hope the discharge was dishonorable. I'd hate to think that someone who enlists and then spends her time trying to get injured so she can collect disability for the rest of her life would be rewarded with veterans benefits. Plus she's "engaged" to half the guys at the German base, which won't be good for morale when they either find out about it or she actually marries one of them. The girl is a cancer.

I will never as long as I live be able to figure out the attraction to her. She is not pretty or even cute, and she is a colossal bitch. She can't even change a diaper without whining that the guy isn't doing enough to help her, so it's not like she has some mad maternal skillz of any sort. She doesn't know how to turn on a vacuum or use a dustrag. She won't work. Her only attribute is that she is thin. That's her pride, too, that a week after giving birth she can fit into her pre-maternity clothes. Which means her children are underweight, by the way, but at least she isn't fat.

The funniest thing I ever heard in my life was when she said she was a strong woman.

Strong women don't need to produce children to get an income (child support). Strong women work and take care of themselves and their children. Strong women don't threaten to take men's children away when they don't get their own way about every petty bullshit issue. Strong women don't pawn their children off at every opportunity. Strong women aren't visited by social workers every week because they don't know how to be a mother. Strong women don't get engaged to random bozos who haven't even met their kids yet. Strong women aren't selfish little bitches who don't care who they have to hurt as long as they themselves and they alone get what they want. Strong women don't file for every possible public assistance dime they can get instead of getting a job. Strong women actually do something besides spread their legs. Because strong women don't need a constant stream of men to take care of them.

So good for you, Army, unloading the dead weight.

Posted by Jenelle at November 1, 2006 02:04 PM | TrackBack