November 16, 2006

Something is Wrong Here

I am reading a webpage in Spanish. About genetic identification techniques. And I think I am getting the gist of it.

Clearly I have gone insane.
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In another life, I posted about certain things that students tend to Google. Occasionally I get an e-mail from a student demanding to know what else I know about certain things. I say "demanding" because there is no "please" involved in the correspondence, nor a specific question.

Seeing something along the lines of, "What else do you know about Moses?" is not rare. Well, actually, it is rare, because I didn't misspell any of those words. "Wot else do u know about Moses?" is more like it.

Moses is a pretty broad subject.

I am not going to write an essay about Moses. I am not going to respond to the e-mail with a request for clarification. In fact, I am not going to respond at all.
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Last week I tattled on a couple of classmates for the first time in my academic career. Apparently they thought the test was a group effort, and when the two of them together couldn't figure something out, one of them looked at my paper and reported back to the other.

I suggested to the professor that we sit every-other-desk from now on, and the best part is...said professor wasn't surprised that it was a problem. Way to be proactive, jackass.

Posted by Jenelle at November 16, 2006 10:34 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Must be a steep curve in that class...

Posted by: Pete at November 17, 2006 03:08 PM

You do realize you've now responded to those email requests? Granted, it wasn't in a customary way, but still.

If they ask about rats, send 'em my way.

Posted by: Victor at November 20, 2006 06:50 AM