Him: You look like you've been sleeping better.
Me: I haven't.
Him: Oh. Well you look like you have.
Me: Fifty dollar face cream, my friend.
Posted by Jenelle at December 1, 2006 01:27 PM | TrackBackWhat a fucktard.
Do you find these morons on purpose, or are you just the slowest runner in the herd?
Posted by: shank at December 1, 2006 09:42 PMPS
Tell me you told him, "Since you asked, I actually have been sleeping better. Much better."
The upanddown.
"Not that that's saying much."
The perfumewhip.
The walkaway.
Well, as some people who pay attention realize, I have a long history of insomnia. It happens I've been going through another bout lately.
Posted by: Jenelle at December 4, 2006 03:03 PMHas anyone ever accused Shank of being on-the-ball?
Posted by: Pete at December 4, 2006 04:19 PM