Meme-ory

Borrowed from Sporkle...

1) How old do you wish you were? 11. That's where it all went wrong.

2) Where were you when 9-11 happened? In bed at home.

3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money? I don't use vending machines that often, but...tell the front desk?

4) Do you consider yourself kind? To those I deem worthy. Most people are worthy until proven otherwise.

5) If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be? I chose to get tattoos, you know.

6) If you could be fluent in any other language what would it be? Latin, to save the time of learning it now.

7) Do you know your neighbors? I know I have some, and I know where they live.

8) What do you consider a vacation? A week away from all responsibilities of a financial or educational nature.

9) Do you follow your horoscope? I look at it occasionally, but don't believe it.

10) Would you move for the person you loved? Of course. You can't just lay there all the time.

11) Are you touchy feely? Only once I really, really like you. Really.

12) Do you believe that opposites attract? Yes. The question is, can the attraction be sustained? Unknown at this juncture.

13) Dream job? Paid to sleep for 8 hours a day. Maybe 9 for overtime occasionally.

14) Favorite channel(s)? I honestly don't watch TV in my own home, other than DVDs. But I do like the History Channel, VH1, Comedy Central, and Discovery.

15) Favorite place to go on weekends? Wait. I can leave?

16) Showers or Baths? I loves me a hot bath.

17) Do you paint your nails? Occasionally. Upkeep is a pain, so it depends on how much free time I have. Or who I'm trying to impress.

18) Do you trust people easily? No. Been burned too many times for that.

19) What are your phobias? Pool drains.

20) Do you want kids? Sure. Although as I feel time slipping away, the idea of never having any bothers me less. But yes, I would like to have the opportunity.

21) Do you keep a handwritten journal? No, this typed one is as close as I get.

22) Where would you rather be right now? Asleep.

23) What makes you feel warm and safe? My bed. Also, being loved.

24) Heavy or light sleeper? Lightish. Odd noises wake me up. The ones I'm used to I can ignore.

25) Are you paranoid? In relationships, it can happen. It's a result of broken trust, though, so if the trust is good, it's all good.

26) Are you impatient? Can be.

27) Who can you relate to? Gorillas. Way back.

28) How do you feel about interracial couples? Is that even controversial anymore? Maybe we should ask about interspecies couples. "Interspecies erotica, f*cko!"

29) Have you been burned by love? Hasn't everyone with a soul?

30) What's your life motto? Nothing, what's the motto with you?

31) What's your main ringtone on your mobile? The knick knack paddywhack song (This Old Man? Also the Barney theme, I think).

32) What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping.

33) Who was your last text message from? The ex-hsbf?

34) Whose bed did you sleep in last night? Mine.

35) What color shirt are you wearing? Shades of pink. It's pretty fug.

36) What are you listening to right now? The noisy-ass refrigerator.

37) Name three things you have on you at all times? Corrective lenses, hand lotion, and the weight of the world. My world, anyway.

38) What color are your bed sheets? Blue, pink, yellow, and purple.

39) How much cash do you have on you right now? None, but there is a quarter on the monitor ledge. My purse is in the other room.

40) What is your favorite part of the chicken? Ugh, can we not talk about food? My stomach is still not good.

41) What's your fav city/place? I have several. I guess I have to go with the woods, though. It's where I spend most of my vacation time.

42) I can't wait till . . . mmm. Vacation.

43) Who got you to set up a blog? That information is classified on this here blog.

44) What did you have for dinner last night? 7-Up.

46) Have you ever smoked? Not habitually.

47) Do you own a gun? No, I don't really think I need one. If I lived in the woods, probably.

48) Tea or Coffee? Tea.

49) What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? There's no big secret. Boobs. I have two!

50) Do you have A.D.D.? Only when it suits me.

51) What time did you wake up today? 10ish.

52) Current worry? Finals week, which is why I am wasting time on this meme.

53) Current want? Time, which is why...you know the rest.

54) Favorite place to be? Wait, didn't we already do this one?

55) Where would you like to travel in the future? Everywhere.

56) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs? Probably Iowa or Wisconsin. Not the goal, but the likeliest scenario.

57) Last thing you ate? Pepto Bismol tablets, right before I threw them back up. Seriously, stop with the food talk.

58) What songs do you sing in the shower? I spare my neighbors the pleasure.

59) Last person that made you laugh? Myself.

60) Worst injury you've ever had? Broken face. Basically. It healed.

61) Does someone have a crush on you? I don't know, do you?

62) What is your favorite candy? Hot Tamales.

63) What song do you want played at your funeral? I prefer not to have a funeral. But how could I stop you? Play Bon Jovi's "In and Out of Love" then. Just because it is Bon Jovi, yet random and inappropriate.

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