January 11, 2007

Retaliatory Strike

Dear Europe,

Goddamnit, you will pay for this. I don't care if we did send you Madonna first...this is crossing the line. We have enough insipid, undernourished, overexposed celebrities running around that we don't need you to export yours across the Atlantic. I will not forgive this.

Rot in Hell you bastards,

Me

P.S. We still won't give a crap about soccer, either.

Posted by Jenelle at January 11, 2007 06:48 PM | TrackBack
Comments

We should have at least seen if they would take a couple of washed up sports stars in trade.

Posted by: Pete at January 13, 2007 08:40 AM