May 08, 2007

The Worst Thing Ever

I went out to buy caffeine in bulk and as I was driving home, noticed a largish spider crawling on my windshield. The *inside* of my windshield. I don't take too kindly to spiders invading my personal space (i.e., home, car, person) and quickly squished it with a bag. Luckily, I did not wreck my car in the process.

I continued home, fearful of the spider's spouse making an appearance...I have noticed that I always come upon spiders in pairs.

Sure enough, as I was pulling into the parking lot, I noticed a matching largish spider near my head on the inside of the driver's-side window. This one was closer to actually TOUCHING ME, and thus caused much more commotion within my vehicle. There was some swerving, but I hit nothing, and finally ended that spider's life as well.

Obviously, I got into my apartment and immediately stripped off all my clothes in case there was some sort of infestation...then showered to free myself of the creepy-crawly heebie-jeebies.

If there are more spiders in my vehicle tomorrow when I can inspect it in daylight, I will have no choice but to torch it.

(And yes, it is almost 3 a.m. right now. This is a study break.)

Posted by Jenelle at May 8, 2007 02:54 AM | TrackBack
Comments

I have no fear of spiders. Wasps, on the other hand...

Posted by: Paul at May 8, 2007 04:19 AM

Torch it anyways. Because, how cool would a burning car be; right?

Posted by: shank at May 8, 2007 06:05 PM