Some looney-tune, and I won't name any names here, went to the police station to try to get someone else charged with kidnapping.
Apparently the cops had a good laugh over that one. They also informed said looney-tune that there was no way to keep someone from taking a couple kids out of the state to go camping, since their father gave permission and will actually be with them. He does get six weeks of custody in the summer, after all.
God would do a lot of people (including two little kids, in my honest opinion) a giant favor by smiting a looney-tune or two. Or maybe she can just go for some more motorcycle rides. Natural selection and all that.
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The kids get to play outside all they want, and they haven't been spanked in at least a week. They get fed regularly with reasonably nutritious food, bathed every night, dressed in clean clothes every morning, and put to bed at the same time every evening. For some reason, they haven't even asked to call one of their parents on the phone the whole time they've been here. I'll let you guess which parent.
Posted by Jenelle at July 24, 2007 01:59 PM | TrackBackI wish I was camping right now. I watched a marathon this weekend of 'Man vs Wild'; and I swear I walked out of work Monday evening trying to think up a plan that would find me lost in some remote forest or something.
Posted by: shank at July 25, 2007 08:29 AM