Miss Me?

I've been gone for enough days to have deleted hundreds of accumulated spam messages.

Saw the niece and nephew, who have always had their little nicknames...and my nephew has approved the new nickname for the new niece who is on the way: FrogPants. Does it make sense? No. That is part of the fun. TurkeyLips, or the Original Niece, does not approve of the new nickname. But she did not offer any alternatives, and the nephew was gleefully chanting, "FrogPants! FrogPants! FrogPants!" So FrogPants it is.

Anywho, the Final Semester begins tomorrow. New notebooks, new promises to self to be a diligent student, and I am all set.

Now that I think about it, could FrogPants be misconstrued as some sort of perversion? Let me know, Shank. If anyone can find the nastiness in it, it's you.

Oh, and also? My sister getting knocked up and having a wedding is really working out in my favor. Mom is spending all kinds of money on her, and feeling her weird mom-guilt about it, so she gave me some money before I left. I didn't ask for it, and it's usually Dad handing out the spending cash. Mom's a weirdo...she thinks we all keep score on how much money she spends on us for birthdays, Christmas, whatever. Plus she was talking about helping me out with all my student loans. Which she didn't do 12 years ago, but wants to do now? Without any hints or asking on my part? Whatevs.