You guys, seriously, you have no idea. It's too embarassing to even mention.
Hella-lame.
I'll just say, I hadn't written a fan letter since I was 12. To Mike Tomczak, btw. He sent me a signed photo, which I still have. :-D
Oh, wait...there was the Hayden Fry incident of 1993, but that was mostly to annoy a friend of mine. She wanted to have his babies. Now, she was hella-lame.
Maybe I'm just semi-lame.
(Pun!)
/rambling lameness insanity