Looking Busy is an Artform

And I am truly an artist.

Therefore, it is very easy to spot the amateur...the girl at the function who isn't really interested in reading every single word of a boring pamphlet, but who is actually just too insecure to stand there with nothing to do.

You can't spend 15 minutes staring intently at a piece of paper that has about one minute of content on it. You have to mix it up!