Fantasy Time

Part of this conversation did not happen...

Him: Don't you get bored, sitting here all day?

Me: No, I usually do my homework.

Him: Oh, you're a student here? What's your major?

Me: History and anthropology.

Him: (contemptuously) Oh, that'll get you a job.

Me: In a museum, hopefully.

Him: (snottily) Which you already have. You may as well drop out and save some money.

Me: Or I may as well kick you square in the nuts.

Who talks to a total stranger like that? Jerkoff.
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Speaking of history, looks like a former history-type blog is being resurrected. If you're into that sort of thing.