Grown-Up Behavior

Heather Mills, who really is her own worst enemy and needs to STFU, attempts to explain why she dumped a glass of water on the head of Paul McCartney's lawyer:

"Mrs. Shackleton said something under her breath so I cleansed and baptized her," Mills said. "I thought she looked fantastic — I thought it did her the world of good."

Now I will attempt to explain why she did it: Heather Mills is a petulant, spoiled, childish bitch who needs serious counseling to combat her narcissism.

Try that kind of behavior in an American court, and you'll probably be spending the night in the pokey.