Spam and Sadists

Spam: "We've caught you naked, jenelle.spinster! Click to see it."

Me: "I've already seen it." [/delete]
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So I went to the medical--excuse me--the Health Sciences Library, and I hadn't been there in well over a decade. And I really don't remember much of the time I did go there, except that a friend and I were randomly wandering around that side of campus one night and went in to see if there were any hot medical students we could sexually harass. (There weren't.)

But this was the first time I went to actually get a book, and I must say, the building was designed by a crazy person. Seriously. The old insane asylum was not too far away, and I'm guessing they had a contest amongst the lunatics.

They have scattered signs that ask, "Confused?" that then proceed to explain where you are and maybe where the next chronologically numbered book would be located. So it's not just me. I wandered in a circle (well, a triangle, actually) trying to find, let's say, an RH book by following the other Rs until I hit...the As. Inexplicable.

Eventually I found my book and went to the building directory by the elevator to figure out where I might check it out, and when I was waiting for the nice checker lady to help me, I asked, "Was this building designed by a sadist or what?"

She totally agreed without hesitation, and said it had won all kinds of architectural awards, but was obviously designed by someone who knew nothing about libraries. Plus the skylights leak when it rains. Fun!