Encouraging Procrastination

Don't you love it when you have two big papers due the next day, and you put off doing them for like a week, and you even put off starting them until like 3:00 because you're too busy watching Garden State, and then you spend like 2 hours whittling your overflowing feedreader down to managable proportions, and then you finally write the first paper in record time because you don't have time to waste (plus it's on a fairly easy topic like the mistreatment of Jews in non-Spanish medieval Europe), and then you pull out the description for the second paper, and you notice it says it's not due until Wednesday? Of course you do. And then you call up your boytoy to come over and watch Dodgeball or something. And then you blog about it while waiting for him.
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Speaking of The Boy, per request, a brief description: dental student, practicing Jew, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, has already bought me flowers, drives a Chevy (approved by GM dads the world over, like, say, mine), knows who Dale Earnhardt was, Yankees fan (everyone has their flaws), taller than me, muscular build, no kids, no ex-wives, no current wives, no psychotic ex-girlfriends leaving nasty messages on my voicemail (yes, I've had that before--more than once), doesn't mind slightly psychotic current girlfriends, and he likes (or tolerates) going to museums.

You'll have to let me know if you approve.