December 07, 2005

Slight Panic

Finals week is next week. So, umm, you'll have to entertain yourselves in the comments for awhile.

Possible topics of conversation:

Vegetarianism is unnatural.

Lhasa Apsos are the best dog breed ever.

Simple tasks that you avoid at all costs for no good reason. (Mine is tying shoes. I try to keep my laced shoes pre-tied.)

Posted by Jenelle at December 7, 2005 02:39 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Vegetarianism is unnatural, in the historical sense that humans as animals have eaten meat for quite a while. That being said, the word 'unnatural' tends to lose it's meaning if you look closely. Pants, ponytails, voting, flying, working for a paid wage - these are all 'unnatural' in the sense that they're not part of our evolutionary history, they're just part of what our society has become. Something...highly unnatural? I mean, people let hamsters crawl up their asses inside paper towel tubes, humans are fucking freak accidents, man.

Posted by: shank at December 7, 2005 03:29 PM

friggin open tag. damn.

Posted by: shank at December 7, 2005 03:29 PM

Shih Tzus kick Lhasa butt.

Posted by: Rev. Mike at December 7, 2005 04:19 PM

Hey, what do you get when you cross a Shih Tzsu with a bulldog?

Sorry, lame joke, but you know; comment party and all...

Posted by: shank at December 8, 2005 12:11 PM

Bull-shiht, perhaps?

Posted by: Jenelle at December 8, 2005 09:12 PM

Lhaso Apso--are you friggin' kidding me? They're small (not at all scary), they're long haired (high-maintenance--even higher-maintenance than most women), and they're just begging to be kicked (which is actually kinda funny). And if you get a pure-bred, you have to deal with all kinds of health issues.

Get a mutt, with their hybrid vigour and stuff...or a rat.

Posted by: Victor at December 9, 2005 07:56 AM

Lasso assholes? What the hell is that?

Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2005 10:41 AM