But that implies that you were on it to begin with...

I, for one, am fucking confused.

I'd explain it to you, but you didn't invite me to your wedding. I might have to crash it.

Everyone, I give you Jenelle; a fine example of the (predominantly) female ability to carry a grudge like a marsupial carries it's young. You see, women have an emptiness inside them (where their souls were located), and they fill it with all the negative things they experience. Like a secret cache of things to be pissy about when they need something to push them over the edge from midly irritated to full-on banshee (full-on banshee apparently being their preferred state). Of course, there's no cure or treatment for the condition; men just have to negotiate their way around these little landmines.

Why, you ask, do men suffer the women their bouts of anger? Well, cuz they got all the pussy.

Wow, you'll feel like an asshole if you ever figure it out.

Yeah, that whole screed would've worked better if I'd not double-posted. Like some kind of jackass.