July 26, 2006
Mixed Bag
The good news is, I've decided to post a picture of myself online.
The bad news is, I don't think I'll do that until Christmas.
Yes, I amuse myself immensely.
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I was going to avoid blogging about a certain South Park creator in hopes of not getting a restraining order issued against me, but I thought you might like to read an actual conversation I had the other day. Mostly because I have nothing else to blog about right now.
Ex-hsbf: [co-worker B] was pretty excited when she heard you say there would be pot in the hotel room.
Me: Yeah, that's why I made sure to tell her I was joking. So she wouldn't show up with her bong.
Co-worker A: Wouldn't surprise me if she did anyway.
(Drugs are bad, mm'kay? The conversation turned to how I won't date potheads.)
Ex-hsbf: What about Matt Stone?
Me: (sadly) Yeah, that's the only reason I can't marry Matt Stone.
Co-worker A: Because he's a stoner?
Me: Yeah, can't marry a stoner.
Ex-hsbf: Just fuck him.
Me: Yep. And he is rich, so I could use him for awhile. Okay, I'd date Matt Stone.
Ex-hsbf: No kidding.
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Seriously, though, I'm not obsessed. Really.
Posted by Jenelle at July 26, 2006 11:12 AM | TrackBackJust out of curiousity, are you the slightest bit...disappointed, perhaps?...the HSBF is over his crush on you?
Posted by: Victor at July 27, 2006 06:40 AMWell, actually, I thought I detected a slight hint of bitterness in the last two things he said. And a good thing, too, because if he thinks he's going to stop pining away for someone who will never return his affections, he's gonna pay, my friend.
Posted by: Jenelle at July 27, 2006 11:06 AM