Good News, Bad News

The good news is, your diet has been successful. The bad news is, you need to buy new jeans because yours are sagging.

The good news is, you have two days off in a row. The bad news is, all you want to do is take a nap.

The good news is, you're going out of town in a couple weeks. The bad news is, you need to get off your lazy ass and buy new tires first.

The good news is, your e-mail account wasn't hacked after all. The bad news is, AOL just sucks eggs.

Posted by Jenelle at July 29, 2006 12:14 PM | TrackBack