July 31, 2006
It's Like Sunday, But It's Not
I had some odd dreams last night...which I don't remember very well and won't bore you with. Suffice it to say, the South Park guys and Mel Gibson were involved.
By the way, I tend to believe that when you're drunk you say the same things you believe when you're sober--only louder. (Unless you're a guy trying to get a girl to sleep with you. And then you're just a damned liar. But I digress.)
I can also say with all honesty that this drunken outburst of Mr. Gibson's has done nothing to change my opinion of him. I already thought he was an anti-Semitic jackass.
Posted by Jenelle at July 31, 2006 12:46 PM | TrackBack"...I tend to believe that when you're drunk you say the same things you believe when you're sober--only louder."
I hope that never turns out to be fact, because I've said some crazy shit whilst intoxicated. Hell, I say crazy shit dead sober; a condition that I'd like to think would negate this theory should it some day prove to be true.
Posted by: shank at July 31, 2006 12:55 PMAnd you have never done or said anything stupid when you are drunk? Must be nice to be perfect.
Posted by: Pete at August 2, 2006 01:57 PMPete, that's quite a leap in logic you made there. I have done plenty of dumb things when I was drunk. I've also done plenty of dumb things when I was sober, because I'm just relatively shameless that way. But I don't recall suddenly peppering my language with the N-word or "fag", as examples, when I was drunk. They're not words I use sober and I don't suddenly use them when I'm drunk. The swear words come more frequently after a few drinks, but I swear in everyday conversation as well.
Posted by: Jenelle at August 2, 2006 05:54 PMThank god. If you hadn't admitted to being shameless I probably would quit talking to you.