April 26, 2007

Hi, Pete

I better post something before someone has a breakdown and decides like a total dumbass to wear a ski mask to class in April after VT and cause a lockdown.

Pete wanted to read the abuse commentary that would result from the following story, so here goes...

My computer locked up (damn you, Microsoft!) and I was going to hit the power strip button to kill it when the chair I was leaning on gave way and I fell into the corner of my desk...breaking my sternum. Lamest broken sternum story ever, I know, but I am considering filing suit against Bill Gates. In the meantime, feel free to offer cookies and gifts to soothe my owie.

Posted by Jenelle at April 26, 2007 05:38 PM | TrackBack
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Too bad he is to old to be HSBF

Posted by: pete at April 26, 2007 06:38 PM

And then I see

this

Now THAT'S how to create a lockdown. I guess Oregon is a little more wild than Iowa

Posted by: pete at April 26, 2007 06:50 PM

Ouch!

Hope you feel better soon. Does that take long to heal? I've never heard of that before.

Posted by: Ted at April 26, 2007 09:32 PM

Your chair gave way?

Have you put on a few pounds?

Posted by: Paul at April 27, 2007 04:09 AM

I was leaning on it, not sitting on it, and it rolled.

Posted by: Jenelle at April 27, 2007 08:29 AM

Now that takes talent. What did you tell them at the ER?

Posted by: Pete at April 27, 2007 10:20 AM

I'm glad you're okay. No shit.

But sweet leaping Jesus, shouldn't you be in an assisted-living situation? Fuckin' L woman, you damn near stabbed your own heart out with a couple of goddamned peices of furniture! Jesus Christ.

Posted by: shank at April 27, 2007 04:33 PM

Yikes! Hope you're doing all right. Cheers to a full and speedy recovery, mon amie. And, in the future, you might wanna turn the power strip an and off with your toe.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at May 1, 2007 07:21 PM

At least your boobies are ok :-)

Posted by: Harvey at May 3, 2007 08:20 AM

Great googley-moogley! You really broke your sternum?

Hey, how can we buy you a get-well present if there's no Amazon wish list on your page (unless it's right in front of my freakin' face...you know how it is, me being a guy and all...).

Posted by: Victor at May 8, 2007 07:56 AM