Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

The worst thing ever.

I thought I left half a bottle of Diet Pepsi Max here at work last night, so when planning my refreshments for work today, I took that into account. I brought half a bottle of Lipton Diet Mixed Berry Green Tea to supplement the Max.

But.

It turns out, I decided at the last minute to take the Max home last night, and I drank it. And forgot.

So now I am expected to make it through 8 hours with only half a bottle of green tea. This does not meet my body's expected daily allowance of caffeine.

Commence plotting...there must be a boy somewhere in town willing and able to bring me some Max.

Diet Pepsi Max is my crack, people, and I own up to that.