January 26, 2006
Arrested Development
The world is growing up while I'm stuck at 19.
I was sitting on some steps, minding my own business, enjoying the spring-like weather, when a guy came up to me.
Guy: "You look familiar."
Me: "I get that a lot." (I really do, one of my professors is determined she knows me from somewhere and keeps trying to figure out where.)
Guy: "No, really. Is your name [my name]?"
Me: (Now suspicious.) "Yes..."
Guy: "You used to date my brother, [his brother's name]."
Turns out this kid is the little brother of the guy I dated last time I came to this university. When this kid was like 8 years old.
Posted by Jenelle at January 26, 2006 05:14 PM | TrackBackPepper spray.
Posted by: Paul at January 26, 2006 06:08 PMI'm noticing a pattern here...
Posted by: Jenelle at January 26, 2006 11:26 PMJen, you're just a magnet for all kinds of freaks huh? It's not like it's your faul you've never found Mr. Right, he probably couldn't make his way through the swarm of weirdos that seems to surround you. Maybe you need a new hairstyle or something.
Posted by: shank at January 27, 2006 09:28 AMWell it could be worse, you could be attracting all the over 50 crowd....
Posted by: Pete at January 27, 2006 01:06 PMSo...is he single?
Posted by: Jim at January 27, 2006 04:10 PM